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The golden sun moved slowly down,
And the moon with its silver crown
Extinguished the day into night,
While the numerous stars shone bright;
The wispy cottony clouds moved around
In the ocean-like sky without a sound;
The wind caught up a withered leaf
And blew it off, stealthy as a thief.
I saw these sights, sitting at my window,
Everything moving into another tomorrow...
Then wonder grew, the thought struck me dumb,
What if tomorrow would never come?
Was i possible, could time stand still?
Perhaps it could, if 'twere God's will.
The day would descend into the dark night
But night would'nt end, nor darkness fade from sight.
The sun would perish with the desire to rise,
But the stubborn moon shan't compromise.
The earth would stop, and people would stare
For such an occurence is infinitely rare.
Trees, flowers, shrubs and blossoms of May
Would moan, and groan and wither, waiting for day.
Humans and animals would fall on their knees,
And pray and beseech: "Give us light, please."
Then God would say, in a voice mighty and strong,
While all creatures, alive or dead, stood in a throng:
"There'll be no emotions, nor joy nor sorrow,
This is Doomsday, there is no tomorrow..." Ok my brains arent playing here this is my sis working out this Poem! She is best.. ! What if there is no tommorrow?
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen let us unrevealed the stories of times untold in this new segment called as internet stories.Dont let the title fool you it has nothing related to what this story has to portray but yes if your looking for a snack and u need something to read just because the tv wont start up this is not for u.. Anyway There lived a girl( Naw she is not a princess) in a place called as Nasik. She was a BE from some big ass university called as KK Wagh college of engineering and she had completed BE computers and she was very proud of her achievements in those forays.. Why well because she had hogged in for 4 years of gruelling gappa goshti sessions at kk wagh canteen, she had undergone 4 years of teasing my teachers.com sessions at the college and others which this story writer doesent want to elaborate . Finally she was sent to pune to do some big ass course in some machine which now nobody wanted so she finally settled down for a job in her hometown. Now if you readers are aware of the IT industry they say your never the better of anything as there is always a new thing coming in the market to entrhall the clients and service providers. So she got a job in a small company in a small shop in a small town with her small brain and her charisma she carried as a women. No my friends we are not going in detail about this women, Neither am i intrested nor are you so lets go down to the king of the stories.
Now he is a big ass know it all kahani ghar gharki guy.. he is ur newspaper. if there is anything thats there in town it would have happened to him first before you so you dont have to be the embarrassment of the town saying i did this or I did this. His open proclamations have brought him many laurels and also won the heart of this above kk wagh ladki.Now the speciality of this girl which I have noted in coming times is she is good at heart but when she knows that there can be mischief to be done she does it the only problem is I can sense it in her behaviour or work habits. Now the habitat at which she works they drive in a social approach called as " Open Culture " and that has led this happy going company forward and will do so in the future now this girl as I said has mischeif in hand but that mischief only comes in picture when she has someone to impress by. Oh lord does the story take a twist here.. She goes on and on and he goes on and on using various forms of communication including the human salvation quatient provided by a near bankrupt corporation like yahoo.I always been amused by Indians even myself ( Actually myself). Whenever I want to learn something I would need someone to teach me . Thats the flaw of the education system of india but any teacher who is perfect in her preaching would tell you that practise makes man perfect. You need to dig your hands deep in ur own shit to find that diamond inside it .But the problem is people will say eeew i cannot put my hands in my own shit it against my status. I am of this caste I am of this caste and I cannot do this I cannot do that. I cannot sleep late at night my beauty will be affected. I need at least 8 hours of sleep or my body wont function. I need to bitch about my workings and exploit good people because i am a bitch and so on. So there goes the end of that . Now these people join some courses at some places called as NIIT which gives them some book based knowledge which makes these people mention in their resumes that I know C C++ Java MYSQL, VB,ASP.net and so on. Now if u ask them to start programming these then their stomach gets butterflies, their sweat tries to escape their fair and lovely embroyed face, their breath sounds like tom hanks in The Green Mile and what not.. Now i am not trying to glorify myself but yes its the truth.
Now I recall my own interview, It was a place called as Sprint Soft Services , I had gone to Hutch office at Ravivar Karanja ( RK) for an interview there. THe lady says i will have to work 12 hours. I had just appeared for HSC and i needed a job to earn money to illegally pass those escapades normal people call them as Exams. Now she is like ha main aapko phone karthi huu. I always hate when people say they will tell me later about me passing the interview as it always gave me hope but hope doesent put food on the table doesent it? if I say I can live in hope and god can help me then well god cannot. God says help urself . You cannot expect god to help u just because u pray 24/7. You are your own creation. Your future is in ur present. So I say to her thank you maam and leave for the day. THe next day a representative from this Sprint thingi calls me up and says.. Ashwin Iyer? I say Yeah I guess.. She is like would you like to join today in the night shift? I am like Ok..I mean I never did work before and well giving me a chance would be superb ( I say to myself) So I get down to their office ( Its around 15 KMS ) from my home which is one of hurting things of this story . I had to walk a lot for my life and I am really happy for it as those days helped me today. The people there were very nice and it was one of my best job experiences. Anyway thats not what we are discussing here. So this love story of KK and this know it all is very sensational. It first begins through yahoo, then emails then conspiracies and what not but there comes a villan in between.Now this villan also loves this heroine but in a good way her negative characteristics in the story werent written in BOLD Underline for this villan.
Now this villan here is the bad man.. so he tries to put a bug in between these hugs.So you know what he does he does nothing. These two conspire against each other go on doing this doing that... till one day their crimes get spotted. Oops! So sorry! And soon this villan does the step of taking these two out. Now you know whats the moral of the story Well the moral of the story is if you need to succeed in life the only thing you will ever need are the 3P's. They are Patience, Pain and Persistance . If you are ready to wait after hard work then no on in this world can break ur will. Pain. If you ready to embrace pain as a process in the enlightenment of the mind then any external factor which can demotivate you will sound absurd. Persistance this is the most important P. Persistance keeps u winning, it keeps the will inside you alive. it makes you realise that Boy,even if you are the best around there there are 1000s who were the best and were crumpled. You need to keep on working, You need to keep on sweating, you need to keep on dying.Your life may sound insipid against the countless materialistic achievements your friends and neighbours might have acquired but the inner you. THe kid inside you which still kindles your heart whenever you do something wrong. The same inner kid which has grown to be something else now will be the happiest.Then neither your back will pain when you rest at night because your back is already dead so you dont feel any pain. You are an unknown alien in the world of pain. There is no ego so big, no food so luxurious,no heaven like hell if you can die in what u do. If your ready to stoop to a level then the person inside you dies, the caste inside you dies, the religion inside you dies,you are ready to eat the same bread the next door dog ate then the kid inside you arises but this time he is smart and simple.Then the human being inside you can live in " Simple living and High thinking " which people normally boast of at various orkut scraps and profiles. They say my policy in life is Simple Living and High thinking .. Duh No one ever follows it . A simple living human being doesent care if there is Diwali or any festival. He doesent care if the world is at war because he is at war with himself to achieve self perfection. The perfectionist who may not talk much but do more than he talks.Then the only motivation if you ever need in this world would be an Ant or a simple leaf or even any other simple phenomenon of life can enthrall you to such a level that other human accomplishments would sound belittled.If you feel my pitch. Give me a Hell Yeah! if you cant then your just one of the characters in my play. Juthey le lo Paisey De do! |
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Here we go again.. Now before I write this Let me tell you I am not wikipedia and I will be biased about my review. I am not getting monies from some big ass producer trying to sell Junk off the screen
Oh Lordy lord.. the death of intelligence..The Movie Sucks! Yeah Rohit Shetty and his aides might have brought out an idea out of their asses but thats certainly hasnt kept up to the hype like Golmaal. if your a man stressed with life and trying for some comedy out of it .. rent Hera pheri or something else but never go for Golmaal returns.. Oh Lord...
Kareena looks pathetic as a wife of Ajay Devgan.She is just young and her picture as a wife is quite inspid for any watcher.. Next comes Arsad Warsi... Now I really like the idea of putting a Idioitc clown in the middle to mess things up but Cmon Arsad Warsi has been compromised .. he is a great actor and his skills were killed in the echoes of "Shuck...... Waht the Fuck " Now this is the tagline of the movie shuck what the fuck.. Oh my god I nearly slept..This movie is like Ram Gopal Varma trying to Make a remake of Sarkar with a comedy in it....Next comes Tushar Kapoor Now this guy ( he is still a Gunga) in this movie and he does Well.. very well.. I have come to believe that his non lipid words were more comic than the pathetic attempts by the dialogue writers for these guys!
The entire story revolves around Ajay Devgan and his Wife who is a fan of saas bahu regiment she goes on Shuccking him for everything.. Now Where Shuccking comes there comes Fuccckking now thats what the producers have the message for the public . Kareena behaves like hen pecked wife who goes on question Ajay devgan for his every encounter with a girl and for a matter of fact once he gets to spend a day with a girl ( Now that turns out that she is the girl friend of shreyas talpade ) Then the story revolves around this and there they try to insert a guy named Anthony gonsalves into the foray which never helps and thus leading to these All coming together in a Spoof of Priyadarshan Endings.. But Assholes.. You cannot be Priya Darshan.. he is the master of Comical endings and well every attempt to copy him is yet in a humble way of saying.. We are not the best but we will try! Who cares if you try!
Goalmal returns wont even provide entertainment to the Crushed Fly on ur pop corn . Rather I would suggest try moving your head sideways to get a glimpse of some smooching action or something that might help More! now trying to make a Golmaal returns review when the movie sucks is another pathetic attempt by this pathetic person! And Yeah next time your wife tells you that she is having a doubt why ur late from work.. Tell her "Shakk What the Fuckk" She will be so happy that she will go unconcious and god bless you if she doesent go to coma ( Although I think she should but yeah who am I now) |
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" Mi mhantlo tyala ki hech tumchyath ani amchyat farak ahey" .. goes one man at a local tea stall enthralling other locals about his escapades in Human resource management. He is talking about some work he had with Mr. X and he boasts of how good he made Mr X fall to his knees and show that this guy is better than Mr X. Now this same time MR X sits at another tea stall telling the same story the only difference being the winner is MR X and the loser is the first guy who was telling his story . So the same story, same people just different situations if you can visualize what I mean You can Visualize India. I been always been hearing that I am the worst or idiot or dumb from my friends and other colleagues. This same guy ( Me) also have got accolades like being good lovable so same guy different feelings.My dog and couple of other dogs who live near me consider me to be very good now that's their opinion for which the outside world doesn't care. if i would have fed some local politician some beer and some monies i would be better for the world. Same person different eyes, different opinions. Now I have come to the conclusion how human has evolved from being lovable species to adapt themselves into this complicated web of lies and deceit they call as life.
What is Man?
The answer I have to that is
"What is Man? A foolish baby,
Vainly strives, and fights, and frets;
Demanding all, deserving nothing; --
One small grave is what he gets. "
if you havent yet got a bulb in ur mind which lit right now let me go on yanking on why human evolution is never complete. Greed is but an barrier that sheilds ourselves from other organisms and for most of its part from God.Greed is a by default bug that god has implanted in man when he is born.This same bug gets planted in every organism that is benefited a life in this world but some outgrow the small differences for a common good.The evolution of man has also given in the evolution of his amenities so even if a part of his brethren die man is never bothered. A fake tear is shed in the name of those martyrs and all returns to normal.Man is social being ( this has been taught to me ever since i started to read and write) but is he really social? or this socialism is just exhibited to fulfill his needs of emotions, physical needs and stress release?.What is enjoyment to man today? Ask a teenager on the street. HE would first mock you for asking that question showing you were a nerd and then reply that he likes to rock with his friends, party, have sex( he may not say this) and smoke and drink and talk. Are these really the ways to enjoy life?
I know God as a being does not exist and question of his existence has plagued mankind for generations yet he lives somewhere by which mankind cannot exist or think beyond its limitations.So you think he is not seeing you? No i am not a religion fanatic. I personally question his existence but still even the hardest atheist thinks does he exist? So lets bifurcate mans choices of enjoyment .
Party : A social meet up where you meet people and discuss ur problems , crack jokes on other people, give bad words in lucid languages to others to the enjoyment of the audience( your friends).So another man's problem is a fun for us so the truth of joy lies in giving problems to others?
Friends : A attachment to a organism for emotional sharing of things or personal benefit.
Sex : Does sex count as enjoyment or this is just a physical contact being another human being of same sex or different sex
Smoke : Well no need to define Smoke and Drink as this is a common attribute of the masses.
So what is man today? his clothes? his house? his vehicle? his gadgets? his phony culture and behaviour in a word his personality. How can a cloth give joy yes it can people see your cloth and wonder at its cost and your greatness in wearing it. House- Whats the use of a mansion if its always plagued with troubles and misery.Coming to this i remember my school principle said this to me " its better to have a small meal had in tranquility than a banquet eaten in anxiety " So where do we lie today? Now coming to the gadgets man's favorites. Does gadgets influence joy? or is it just a momentary pleasure and then a common goods after that.
So today man has everything yet nothing. people say the best thing you can do for yourself is to earn a lot of money and give your children best of food, nature, culture. i ask if i had to work my ass off to the top they should do too so that they can earn. So the question arises what is mans goal in life? Is it serving himself and his wife? Serving his children?Buying huge houses or buying gadgets?
The only way you can answer this is asking yourself your idea of happiness. if you think a new flat screen tv can give you joy do that , if you think having 10 girlfriends can give u joy do that. The only question you will be asking on ur deathbed wont be about those gadgets or those houses u had. you would say God keep my death painless and take me to heaven. Why do you need heaven now when u enjoyed all ur life living in Animal fur clothed clothing or laughing at others? Why do u fear death? A question unanswerable.
Do we need Money?: I ask people do u need money most of them will go about saying " Paisa tho randi bhi kama lethi hai ". This quote is famous among any Indian . He compares money to a prostitute saying Even a prostitute earns money so who cares about money. Now to a normal human being Prostitute is a bad thing So selling your body for money is bad. We are being biologically raped by emotions, Bosses and what not still we consider ourselves clean.A girl giving you her body for experimentation's is considered unholy and bad. Great show mates. How man differentiates himself among others is one of best questions.For example I feed stray dogs and sometimes when my shirt is white and the dogs put their legs on it it turns dirty instigating a surge of anger into me and me kicking her. Whats her fault? Loving someone unselfishly without any personal gain. yes i am at fault but yet i consider myself good because i feed her.
Man Vs Superman
man today has come so close to challenges super natural power and strength and even God now stands defeated before his greed and intolerence towards other brethren.So man and superman are close that sooner extrahuman powers wont be WOW they would just be a normal thingi. But yes the coming death of human civilization is apparent. 2012 Yes kinda Yes. World will Die in 2012 Why? Not because someone said it.. The ice are melting, the forests are being cut, no trees no oxygen no human life and many other factors that effect human growth. Yeah I know one lousy post like this doesent change anything. yes I don't care now its not a fight against humans. I am just a part of it but i am just doing my part admitting that i am at fault. The only question remains is Who are you?
Are you the one amassing mighty lands and proclaiming thyself bigger than thy can bargain or art thee the one who feels all this and wants to do something but you know you cant?
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