The Epicenture of all Troubles

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The Epicenture of all Troubles

Now what I am going to write here is totally against what I believe in. I mean i been a foodie all my life and to critisize food sends zingers up my ass ... Oops brain. I generously donated nearly 300,000 Rupees ( Mind you thats Rupees not Dollars shitfaces) to the Nestle corporation and been their slave for nearly 15 years of my lifetime. They Products like Maggi , Kit Kat and Bar one were the top recipients of my money , I had to steal, beg( Yeah I did that ) and earn money to eat those chocolates and I am not proud of that.

Second comes Cardburys, then Amul then so and so all those major corporations and ended up being me ... Thanks guys!

So coming to the title the epicenture of all problems in the human race starts with 3 things 1 . Oil , 2, Potatoes and 3. Dairy

Let me go ahead and let my hairy fat plump body explain you how the synopsis of Food works

1. Oil : I had samosas in the morning , I had poha later and I am going to have Vangey chi bharith all made with Oil, I eat potato chips, I eat finger chips, I eat chiwdas and I eat burgers , All of them have one thing in Common Oil. Now most of the case syou will notice that Oil has a small companion in its qust to world domination its flour . Its called Maida in Hindi but I dont know the technical term for English ( Look it up in Webster u nose picking dumwits). When bread and oil mix together they bring up a medley of stomach upsets and bathroom breaks nobody is proud of.

2. Potatoes ... Ummmm..French Fries.... Ummmmmm...Potato Salad.....Ummm... Fuck you... Potato is one of the chief reasons why People in this world are fat. They are fat because they eat lots of potatoes. Take the case of me I eat a lot of potatoes in the forms of samosas , Goli Vada pavs ( I am gonna write a review about this shithead later ).And so on And we come to the third pillar of our pyramid

3. Dairy : Pedhas, Sweets, Milkshakes, Ice Creams, Coffe, Toffes and everything have one thing in common Milk . Milk Sucks... Milk Sucks.. Those poor cows lord those Chemically Pumped cows..They would curse you worse than your by default unlucky mother in law. Spare those poor animals assholes. May be you should all become Lactosin tolerant or some shit like that

Anyway I am taking a hike. Ta