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This post applies to all my indian brothers and Sisters . I pledge to be a indian all my life !!!! This is in tribute to you guys! I love you.. .or as a girl who I know says VAT laga raha hai Indians Ki!
Let me get down to business..
I am a preeducated, Mummified extremely egoistic male Brokosorus..Who is very lazy by nature , wants to sit before the TV 24/7 and would love a blow .. I mean Would love to blow off the fly on our cupcake and still eat it ... On the other hand we come towards another species who have totally ruled us...Female Mocosorus...This being... completely strange to the Male brokosorus is a very unusual and primitive creature. She likes to run accross the meadows singing songs no one cares about ( Atleast the male doesent ) And she tries to seduce the male by singing ( Mere Sang Tu Chal zara ) ..And she fails miserably... So she has to sit at home doing nothing waiting for the male to some day Like her song or else find some other male I guess.
So this female species ... Ok enough... it seams india is overcrowded and the Mother in law is a witch so the Daughter in law in order to silence that witch has to earn some cash . So she thinks of a idea of a Beauty Parlour... yOu will be astonished if you find one Chowk or nagar without a beauty parlour... Names go on with famous celebrities - Famous beauty Parlour, Beauty Beauty parlour, Shehanaz Beauty Parlour, Aunty's Beauty parlour, Freedom Beauty parlour ( I think she wants to show of her freedom in doing her work ) .. and So on...90% of them are housewifes who would like to smear your face with some Low cost production cream made with the fibers of Hair extract ( Hair Coming Exclusively out of Chappi Lane Baranasi, Tooth Droppings of a Beggar at VT station and I guess some flowers and some Fly Mucos.,, Dont ask me how they get all these things.. I assumed there is one network which works in industrial production to get these...and gets created into one cream called as Fair And Fairy..or its something else I guess But lets say Hypothetically its Fair and Fairy .
So this female thinks of the Male's Ego and gives unlimited number of bad words to the Male in her mind while Pouring out this cream on her customers Face.. Now this customer has a boyfriend who doesent like her because of those Pimples and Wrinkles on her face...So she goes to Beauty Aunty's Beauty Parlour to get refreshed and I guess 10000 of beauty aunties already provide this esteemed service which i am so graceful of.
I know this post sucks.. And I really dont care if no body sees this... but you know what? Even if I manage to annoy one person reading it or atleast make one girl go " eeeew - Disghusting ".. Paisa Vasooooooooool!!!!!
P.S .. Madhuri Kadun Massaj Karun Ghya ani Mas Vhaa! Madhuri Jiska Pati Gaya Porbandar tho yeh dhoondney Lagi Doosrey Sikandar! Madhuri Ki Jai Ho!
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