How Fifa 2009 Helped me evolve as a Person

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How Fifa 2009 Helped me evolve as a Person

Fifa 2009 the latest football filled game from EA sports is on stands and I thought of trying it out. Now trying it out in India does not really mean buying it like going to store buying it. It really means hooking up those Rapidshare urls on my Download Accelerator and downloading FIfa 2009 into my computer. Then using magic ISO to burn it on to a Cheap 5 Cent DVD produced in the assholes of underground layers oops I mean some place in a 3rd world country where they dream of horses and pink brides with ponies. So I brought this so called juiced up superb DVD and paid this guy on ebay 12$ for it. I am pretty sure he was screaming with joy when he got the money. as if he wipes his ass on those dvds and feels as if we are smelling his DVD's regularly.Anyway so this DVd came out shining written FIFA 2009 . I tried to play it in my Playstation 2 but alas the powers of the trademark industry were far and wide and it layeth seige on my castle ( My CD) and pronounced it dead. So i m like Okidoki this means war. I built my fort ( Took my PlayStation ) built roads to it ( Gave it to Laxmi Tv Centre ) nasik for installing a modchip. Now modchip in India is something which you cant order online modchip is a modchip People fuck with you and you fuck with them so i thought lets go to the local guy.

So this guy sits on a chair . I feel great respect for this chair of his holding up against the all aweful farts this guy must be sending out from his video gamed ass . He is like 1600 . I am like hell yeah 1600 do it for 1200 . He is like noway hosay. I am like Yesway hosay finally we agreed on 1300 and he said i would like to rape your console for the next 24 hours. Out of this possibility of union between my half farted privates and your half assed Playstation 2 the child modchip will help you conquer the dreams of Fifa 2009 .I say ok and leave the place.

The next day I went to his shop to see my playstation looking shining new just one part of her body modified probably because of the night of intense relationship with the modchip. I took her to my home where she sits hosted on a clean towel ( new gadgets in India are often treated with respect. The significance of a new gadget sends wildfires accross indian families who feel their gadget defies the laws of gravity and proclaims them king between the other neighbors now I had an instance of a neighbour who brought a computer. He was so proud of his achievement . I mean so proud that he tells his son " eh gaana jor sey laga re logo ko patha tho chalney dey ". The son inspired to tears by his fathers noble thoughts stands up upright with chest swollen with pride or stomach swollen with too much food I couldnt figure that out and increases the sound to such a level that it nearly tears up his anus oops I mean his ear drums but who cares the inspiration and motivation is so strong that he withstands the pain to see the nextdoor neighbor fart in envy.

I always felt farting has a good connection in India. I havent visited the other countries so I really dont wanna blame em. Just wondering how a french fart smells with all the cheese .. eeew . Anyway coming back to the point, my gadget sits in her crown only to be opened up and see herself tocuhed by hands well DVD . She coughs up some sound " tik " tuk " signifying her fight against this potential evil guy who has come to rid her of her glory . Anyway the game gets inserted and the TV beams on with BPL . now what I own here is a old old tv which is primary used to see shows like Asianet Idea little singer ( A show where a bunch of brats sing about how their parents forced dream of being a singer got never accomplished and their children are being forced to do so in turn ) . Other shows include Kunkum ( A girl who never saw what the world is untill Ekta kapoor gave her the first opportunity and how she continues crying about her pathetic life even after being owned by 10 potential husbands one with a extra long hair who looks like the son of a malegaon john abraham. But today the BPL tv felt proud that she could play host to a wonderful rape victim I mean modified playstation 2. She cries with happiness ( Signifying with her screen going up and down on the launch of the game).

Anyway with some hickups the screen goes white with " EA GAMES - Challenge Everything " and following the motto like a blinded mouse in a cheese cave . I follow it with playing the game and getting addicted to it .

So this above sespool of hard work gets significant returns when mentioned in foul mouth jhopadpatti language. Coming to talk about jhopadpatti language we used to have a girl from bihar who used to work with her who used to call her husband her family. Ab mujey merey family sey poochna padenga. Now no blame to biharis for anything I love you guys but cmon man, give me a break and the guys in the office went over the official to call it as jhopadpatti language. Anyway Jhopadpatti for life . Patent pending.