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Ok here it goes, its a lazy afternoon, I have to go to office to work and its raining down from the skies ( yeah i know it doesent rain from the earth its called Gravity you moron!) and here i am writing about nasik Malls or whatever I know of them at least!. I hate to challenge the creativity of Google with its abominable creation called as google algorythm but thats fine.I dont do spam and he doesent spam so we are even!ok coming to malls let me see hmm one by one!

Big Bazaar Nasik.

This ones quite old and up and running up here. Offers discounts and stuff , part of the Pantaloom family so always has its pockets full of cash. Has been a bit low these days considering the openings of 1000s of its competitors ( LOOSERS) reliance fresh and subhikhs and more and spencer and what not now! Anyway In the Rating of 1 - 10 I give it a 9 Any questions? No uh huh? ok then 9 sticks up there! UP your Face Vishal Mega mart!

Shakalas shopping mall....... lalala Shakalas shopping mall

Well this is what the ad screams on the tv with a girl singing shakalas shopping malll lalal alalal ! Well DUH! well i think you only get furniture around here and nothing else may be sole electronics thats it but thats fine! He is cool! Rating - well may be a 8 out of 10 considering the scheme he had for exchaning old furniture for a new one! Innovative but quite a bit of a pain in ur ass i mean pocket!

Vishal mega mart Nasik

Well, its quite good, you can see people, women, girls and all creatures in that place. you get everything there right from your clothes to food items. You can even eat inside so if your a beggar who has collected 10 rs out of your daily rounds and u wnat to enjoy AC for an hour then go to Vishal mega mart nasik, drink a tea for 10 rupees! and then enjoy that freakin AC. Rating well considering the help we recieved when we went there to buy a jeans hmm 7 out of 10.

New Mall near Mico Cirlce Nasik

named as Nasik Mall or Nasik Supermall or City centre nasik something! choosen by radio mirchi audiences Yeah guys as if your votes counted DUH! well its being made quite big and furry i mean good! it has a overpriced tv or what u humans call multiplex in it . its integrated! technical terms used there integrated wow na?. So this Big Mall nasik is coming up soon and well nasikities better give them their money and entertain themselves to something better than ekta kapoor or something!

What next? Indhira Nagar Nasik, or Whats it called Indira nagar nasik, well this place is where I live and this place has a Reliance Fresh nasik, it has Spencer Nasik, it has Subhiksha Nasik and it also has Aditya Birla Group More Nasik! quite a relief eh? Yeah Who cares !

Oops I forgot one! Housefull Nasik - This baby is in College Road and this sells furnitures! I am not sure what they mean by Housefull but i am pretty sure they mean give us all your money and take all our stuff at 2x priced and 10% discounted rate! Wow kya offer hai ! Wa Wa challo Challo Housefull Challo!

Jee haa bhaiyo aur beheno aaj ki shaandar offer! Khud ko lutwa lo in malls aur supermarkets key sath! Bhaaji walley ki mar do! U get extra fresh clorine nitrogeneated dipped vegetables in reliance fresh go eat that u will become spiderman or some superhero! ji ha bacho ab horlicks hi chipchipahat sey bachney ka tareeka! Aa Raha hai Reliance Fresh lekey Stale vegetables! 2008 At a store near you! Enjoy people Enjoy!

ok You enjoy the above shitty information to ur hearts content! I dont care! hmm May be I could write something about IT nasik? or may be About Nasik? Eh? Or may be open a blog saying Nasik Blog? Nasik Blog thats a good name eh mate! yeah buddy we are gonna underule the blogosphere! Soon! may be after 100 years IDIOT!

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