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Moods- A Preprogrammed activity embedded in the human body collectively used to show disregard from work or a excuse to be lazy. Moods as in Work moods,happy moods, sad moods, serious moods, There are many of those moods which you must have encountered in your day today life. What is a Business enterprise outlook towards Moods- For a Business Neither the moods exists nor the person who potrays the moods. The business just calls for Come go work! Your Moods are worthless to the soulless bitchy business which commands you to perform day and night and then gives a fragment of its earnings to you? Sad? Well lets come to it.

Working on a mood is a sin committed by everyone.A Typical indian employee is one of highest awardees of this phenomenon.Everyday in a particular office You will find some person happy may be he had won a bet with his mothers seconds brothers third uncles son over a cricket match or he is happy he won a crappy free ticket for a movie from Radio Mirchi ! -( I dont get paid for advertising! ).Some days he is sad .. may be due to the discovery of the fact that his parents were brother and sister .. Oops slip of tongue.Sometimes the typical employee is in a work mood may be to impress the bosses wife he is going to sleep with.! Sometimes he is just himself Just the same old flesh embeded skin piple faced red neck who knows how to wag his tail when the boss asks him to fetch. Different moods Different Condoms.. God almighty Text Branding Blood gutting Pus filled Hell! I told you Hindustan latex I wont I mean I wont write paid reviews for you! Lordy Lordy How a corporation kills a personal epilogue.. before we continue to all those sex - Hungry techies sitting up on those bug infested chairs in Bangaloruuuuuuu or whatever shittier place you are . THIS IS NOT A REVIEW OF MOODS CONDOM! DO NOT I MEAN DO NOT Consider the word Mood used here as a referance to Moods Condom.. oh Ho.. I already saw one guy manstrubating with dreams of the Moods Ads! Who by the way are HOT HOT HOT! may be you could try youtube or something may be some of it will pop up .. I mean the ads what did you think? :)

Aaah yes coming back to Moods.... Apple flavoured?.. I mean a typical indian employee has mood swings from time to time, Sometimes he will express his revenge on things by overworking, may be underworking, may be smiling excessively as if his mom got married twice and he is getting a free banquet in leiu of that sacrifice..!Sometimes even crying.. Yes I understand brother and sister kids dont work out.. What you can do is get adopted into a foster family and then propogate your species.. .. All played on human emotions which rush down ther brains and which the face becomes the blackboard of human interpretation and translation.

Lets take nature for an example. A typical example.. I came home at 11 ocklock at night. My mom says- You had left home at 6 in the morning and you come back so late and so on. I silence my outrageous emotions against the truthful outcries of my mom and walk on to my room. The only person in that place where I reside who welcomes me back with open arms and drops me a kiss everyday is my dog. She has no mood at all . A soulless Selfless individual who is ready to die for me. Why? - The work of nature. Nature never works on moods. The sun never says I wont come up because you lousy bastards have spoiled the ozone layer. Instead it will tell you You sorry sons of bitches You spoil the ozone layer! Good my rays will penetrate you and well burn your ass! Tell me one occassion where any natures acts are done on moods except without human intervention. A typical ignoranamous will ask me .. A dog sometimes doesent eat food isnt that an act of mood swings.. You lousy moron if you overfeed the dog then how will it consume food the next time. Moods doesent exist in natures dictionary . Its more of a man made lazy partner who strolls around the man often making him procastinate his work for the future.

The people who I draw inspiration who are unaffected by mood swings, was a lady I met when I worked in a previous company Sprint Soft Services.Anu was her name . For heavens sake she never showed a bit of emotion in her face or actions. She was a one man army ready to do any work she could get on. No emotional blackmailing of the work neither a flaw in her work was found. Why? Why? the existant knowledge and understanding that people dont pay you for how you behave but instead for how You work. I wish I could emulate her the way she worked without any fear, without any foriegn factor affecting her productivity .. What an indvidual! Hats off to her! Though she is not in contact with me currently .. She is one of the most respected women I ever met in my life.

And by the way John Chow! You got some competition up there buddy!

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