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Before I begin my day of work today.. I encountered this intresting guy named as Mohan sharing his views about relationship apparently the Golden Honey Words which he feels are good in relations.

He says Kuch lamha unkey saath bithaney key liye aap tadap jaathey ho unkey pass honey key liye . I hear his talk and i am taken aback by the facts he puts forwards towards me. The golden honey which he drinks out of a Dew dipped flowers ( The so called Women) Now imagine the flowers . Now this guy has his pre set theory of love and happiness.

He is like You live with your life and half of it is by default shared with your love. The So called Love is happiness and all such goody goody stuff you share with your loved one. I am dumbfounded by his theory of life how people concieve this lucrative substance called as Love. Apparently all they see is sunshine and beautiful sunflowers surrounding their body and may be a blanket of the girl on them or something. God bless them.

Now as I have poked my nose into this subject I wish to tell my reader that this is my personal opinion on this subject and I am not influenced into this entry by non other by my own experience. So I am not writing this based on any ones policies based on life or some hierarchied story archieved in their minds and me plotting the evil plot of revenge against the girl or the boy. I met a girl. Well nothing concerned with my love story or my life. Before you listen to this story I say all the women folk please leave this entry This will contain Censored content written from the core of evil dark evil parts of the body where you would not like to be. So please leave.. Well the story goes like this.

I met a girl once at KTHM college. I met her through Orkut.Her name was some sunita or something. she was in BSc 2nd year or something. I went to meet her near the animal hospital at ashok stambh. Now this girl and me became friends and believe me I didnt want to go forward in any parameters with her as i was Struck with A negligent torso when I saw her may be due to her overexcitement on seeing me or some of her wildest fantasies come true may be like flying in the air without.................... What I mean wings... :) . And such things. Now i was in constant contact with this Subject ( Subject as in some high doctorate experiments carried out on animals and apparently lesbians and gays ) .. Peta? .. oops. Now the girl She was like all praises for this one guy she had met .. they been in relationship for around 3 years i guess.. I was hearing all praises for the guy till that day then suddenly she calls me up and says ... Chutiya hai woh..! i am taken aback the girl with so many good qualities utters shitty stuff to me about the guy after 3 years of relations? I ask her what happened. She said.. The guy is a jerk he is a moron he is an asshole. he is shitty. he is this he is that.. may be the bad words she uttered triggered an utter superb intense feeling in my mind that something went wrong and I can be a superb spectator to a sight for sour eyes to see. She asked me to meet her. I went there She cries and says the guy ditched me . he was doing timepass with other girl. So i asked her whats wrong? Even you did the same. she is like naaan and this and that.. I keep her crying and leave the place laughing at the fact that the policy of give and take is no were in function but instead some wacky theory of I love you and your mine and only mine But i can sell myself Oops I mean I can be sold to many men.!

Aaah Drifting Drifing Drifting.. Mohan Apparently Well All i can tell him is my friend I wish you best of luck in finding the true love which you seek and which will make you feel like the numero uno amoong the others in the market.. oops I mean others in relations..

The frequent use of oops and other taunts is publically patented by this author to advocate far of insults to the people who i write this on. So anyone who would be disghusted by this entry can go and kiss the sun. Like one episode of Family guy where Brian and Stewie host a Radio show and they Sell boobjobs to girls who will come and strip for them in the radio centre. Now they are throwing hotdogs and the girl attempts to catch it in order to win the prize.Now while that goes on the Girl says .. That felt like my dad.. The bloody Bastards people who make family guy play the sound " Incest in the Morning " hahaha.. Man! So many ways how people can be manipulated to believe Gay, Cannibalism,Incest, And what not.. Thats the Corporation {mosgoogle}

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